Games

We provide 9 completely amazing unique West Country themed games.

This page will guide you through your experience with us.

So what exactly are you in for? Well, here’s a brief summary of the games in our yokelised version. The farmer wrote this bit…

 

The Cider Run

Pilfer that cheeky pint an’ leg it as far as you can before you gets twanged by the bungee! The further you run the more you score.

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Pitchfork Duel

A traditional way to sort out our disputes we’ve ‘ad to tone it down. So get ready for some podium perched inflatable pitchfork proddin’. Knock ’em off!

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Wurzel Knockout

The Wurzels ‘av had it comin’ for years! Armed to the teeth with cider apples you’ll be firin’ them at the band an’ you might get a shot at that bloody pesky Blackbird they sings about.

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Tractor Tyre Roll Triumph

Time to muck in with the team to lug tyres from one end of the field to tother! A silly dance then over the finish line. You gotta be quick mind, there’s points at stake.

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Vicky Pollard Handbags

Yeah but no but smack’er! Pollard suits an’ big burberry ‘andbags to batter the life out of each other. Give yer opponent evils! It’s all about the best impersonation in this game!

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Welly Wanging

A skilled traditional village event, taking it in turns to lob a welly boot into a series of targets. We’ll make sure they’s bin washed after muckin’ out the pigs.

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Drunk Pub Skittles

This is real West Country Skittles, with a twist! It ain’t that easy tho’ as you spin round the pole first. See ’em stagger as they bowl ’em dizzy my babber!

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Mangold Dangling

You thought the last game was daft? You ain’t seen nothin’ ’til you’ve ‘ad yer mangold dangled. Bar skittles with humans on cider kegs? Yer ‘avin’ a laaf!

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Farmer’s Shower

Like Mastermind but the stag or hen will be sat on a chair below a gert bucket of Somerset slurry! Can they ‘andle the pressure…?

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West Country Picnic Lunch & Cider

After the games we can guarantee you’re gonna be gaspin’ for a pint of cider and some proper West Country food.

Your group can be treated to a sit down picnic lunch consisting of award winning pasties, crackers, cheese, chutneys, and the likes, accompanied with some proper locally produced award winning cider. This is all supplied by the neighbouring farm cafe/restaurant which will be able to take your booking online now..

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Ooh Arr!

 

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